Cure for an itch..

If what they say bout laughter being the best medicine is true... then this will probably solve the itching u had on ur butt crack that you're trying to scratch but couldn't because someone is still looking and ur just not ready to send someone into fasting mode for seeing u in 'action'..

""Insane man who escapes from the mental asylum, rapes a couple of women doing laundry and runs away

Newspaper Headline reads: Nut screws washers and bolts ""

I just never thought some engineering jokes could make me laugh..but this one did...and pls..i didn't get this off any engineering journals whatsoever..this came from The Star..credits to the newspaper that updates me on the political screw ups thats happening in my country everyday...crappy rubbish talks from the govt like this, this, this, this, this, this, and this..just to name a few for the day

and where do all these one liners and such come from anyway...do they have like an International Standards of Organization for Laughter or maybe in typical fashion where these organizations like to name themselves in weird lingos.."l'organisation internationale de norme pour le rire" for a direct translation to French thanks to Google

I guess there will be a panel of nutheads sitting around cracking jokes all day long and writing them down on a piece of paper before another committee reviews it and gets approved when someone falls off the chair laughing on a good day, then it gets sent to a techie junkie who will then send mass emails of notification (read:spam) to people all over the world about the newly invented joke...

so much for a conspiracy theory on a Tuesday morning..haha...enjoy guys..have a nice day!